A Twitter user posted a ride menu he received from his Uber driver Sunday night. The menu hilariously categorizes the different ride experiences the driver offers.
Headlined, "George: The Uber Driver...", George's ride menu ranges from prison stories to therapy talks.
The menu reads:
Ride Type Menu
The Stand Up:
I tell you about things that are funny (to me at least). From prison stories to other poor life choices I've made. Don't get a lovers name tattooed on you. Ever.
The Silent Ride:
The Therapy Ride:
Got something on your mind? Let me help take it off. Talk to me.
The Creepy Ride:
I don't say anything. I just look at you from time to time in the rearview mirror. All creepy like.
The Rude Ride:
I be as rude as possible.
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The driver, George, created a Twitter after noticing the post go viral. In his first tweet ever, he thanked @LuisLovesGoats for sharing, and called him a great passenger.
He then posted a clearer view of his menu.
